Post by Commish KC-GM on Dec 31, 2008 20:07:38 GMT -5
I can't really remember ever posting an actual complaint about anything, maybe I have, but I am here to post some actual complaints that should be seriously looked at in hope's of improving the league for myself. This is not for benefit of the league, this is all about me.
1. Phillies Signature - it's really creepy. Do not look at that and follow it up with Nyquil. Talk about some fucked up dreams.
2. Agolloch - I have been in this league for almost two plus seasons and still haven't figured out what this means. Is it an anogram? I have however reached that uncomfortable point where I have chatted with him enough that it would be uncomfortable to ask him. If anyone knows, a PM would suffice.
3. Tigers Mod Powers - I feel that these have been basically ignored. He has been very active in approving or rejecting trades but seldomly has it stirred discussion or swayed the fate of the trade one way or the other. I would hereby like to nominate Tigers as RULE 5 MOD. This power would expedite the Rule 5 process by giving Tigers unilateral power to announce each teams 40 man roster saves. Seeing how he never makes the playoffs, he has plenty of time to start on this during the playoffs. Should this succeed, we can look at Free Agent mod extension of power, where he could systematically assign the free agent class to who he feels needs those free agents.
4. Chat Box - I dont feel that this is quite being utilized to its fullest capacity. I would really like to see the GM's that do not participate in the Chat Box, partake in a rap off, kind of like 8 Mile. Expos, Dodgers, and Toronto all have fantastic clubs, but rarely engage in open forum discussions. Toronto gets some slack for his fantastic stories, but the other guys need to assert some of their manliness on the league.
5. Commish DoLittle - Looking for a name change here guys. All submitted names will go to a poll. Kind of curious as to what estranged parent would name their kid Commish. Talk about a tough childhood. I bet the Commish is one tough mother fucker.
6. Complaint Mod - I think all complaints in the league should be submitted to the Red Sox via PM. Should you find something that you disagree with simply send the Red Sox a PM. He will read the PM, reply with a contradictory PM, possibly twist it around to his non benefit, maybe the email chain extends to a couple more back and forth where it dies a painless death. The rest of the league is never subjected to the idiocity of your original rant.
7. Waiting list for Potential Team Owners - I believe, I could be wrong, that this list is first come first serve. How about the have a post off by posting nearly naked pictures of their significant other in our semi-defunct Hot Bitches Thread. This avoids controversy by simply using the terminology "nearly" and it helps revive our favorite thread, "Hot Bitches". Should there be any doubt on whom should aquire the next open team it simply goes to a league wide poll. League members would have 24 hours to cast their vote for the new member that has the hottest wife, girlfriend, mistress or Mom for you kids out there.
8. Can we make the Amatuer Draft like a Chinese Gift exchange? I have been pondering this since my company's Chinese Gift Exchange and I think it would be fantastic. Tigers, since he always has the number 1 pick would select. Then the second team would either select or have the option of taking the Tigers pick, leaving the Tigers to reselect. Once a player has changed hands three times that player is locked and is no longer available to the drafting public. After the first round, the Tigers would have the final option on who he wants.
These are just some of the many ideas/complaints that have been detained within the recesses of my brain. I am open to minor twinking of any of these but the basic principle should remain intact. Have a fantastic and safe New Years everyone. Hope this was fairly entertaining.
Royals
1. Phillies Signature - it's really creepy. Do not look at that and follow it up with Nyquil. Talk about some fucked up dreams.
2. Agolloch - I have been in this league for almost two plus seasons and still haven't figured out what this means. Is it an anogram? I have however reached that uncomfortable point where I have chatted with him enough that it would be uncomfortable to ask him. If anyone knows, a PM would suffice.
3. Tigers Mod Powers - I feel that these have been basically ignored. He has been very active in approving or rejecting trades but seldomly has it stirred discussion or swayed the fate of the trade one way or the other. I would hereby like to nominate Tigers as RULE 5 MOD. This power would expedite the Rule 5 process by giving Tigers unilateral power to announce each teams 40 man roster saves. Seeing how he never makes the playoffs, he has plenty of time to start on this during the playoffs. Should this succeed, we can look at Free Agent mod extension of power, where he could systematically assign the free agent class to who he feels needs those free agents.
4. Chat Box - I dont feel that this is quite being utilized to its fullest capacity. I would really like to see the GM's that do not participate in the Chat Box, partake in a rap off, kind of like 8 Mile. Expos, Dodgers, and Toronto all have fantastic clubs, but rarely engage in open forum discussions. Toronto gets some slack for his fantastic stories, but the other guys need to assert some of their manliness on the league.
5. Commish DoLittle - Looking for a name change here guys. All submitted names will go to a poll. Kind of curious as to what estranged parent would name their kid Commish. Talk about a tough childhood. I bet the Commish is one tough mother fucker.
6. Complaint Mod - I think all complaints in the league should be submitted to the Red Sox via PM. Should you find something that you disagree with simply send the Red Sox a PM. He will read the PM, reply with a contradictory PM, possibly twist it around to his non benefit, maybe the email chain extends to a couple more back and forth where it dies a painless death. The rest of the league is never subjected to the idiocity of your original rant.
7. Waiting list for Potential Team Owners - I believe, I could be wrong, that this list is first come first serve. How about the have a post off by posting nearly naked pictures of their significant other in our semi-defunct Hot Bitches Thread. This avoids controversy by simply using the terminology "nearly" and it helps revive our favorite thread, "Hot Bitches". Should there be any doubt on whom should aquire the next open team it simply goes to a league wide poll. League members would have 24 hours to cast their vote for the new member that has the hottest wife, girlfriend, mistress or Mom for you kids out there.
8. Can we make the Amatuer Draft like a Chinese Gift exchange? I have been pondering this since my company's Chinese Gift Exchange and I think it would be fantastic. Tigers, since he always has the number 1 pick would select. Then the second team would either select or have the option of taking the Tigers pick, leaving the Tigers to reselect. Once a player has changed hands three times that player is locked and is no longer available to the drafting public. After the first round, the Tigers would have the final option on who he wants.
These are just some of the many ideas/complaints that have been detained within the recesses of my brain. I am open to minor twinking of any of these but the basic principle should remain intact. Have a fantastic and safe New Years everyone. Hope this was fairly entertaining.
Royals